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Kinnie drinker 

Kinnie is a Maltese bittersweet soft drink produced by Farsons.

The term Kinnie drinker does not mean that the person drinks and enjoys Kinnie - that in itself is completely fine - but it is used to describe someone who enjoys the most cringy Maltese forms of media unironically and defends them wholeheartedly. Maltese television is full of soap operas and Maltese Facebook is filled with wanna-be rappers and people who think that the number of emojis present in their posts equals the amount of love they have for their partner.

People who enjoy watching or doing these things unironically are fully fledged Kinnie drinkers.
1. "John follows that wanna-be rapper Lofti Power unironically. He's such a kinnie drinker."

2. "Peter fangirls over those crap soap operas all the time. He's definitely a kinnie drinker."
Kinnie drinker by ajmazobbi June 18, 2018
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coolaid drinker 

Derived from the Johns town cult that commit mass sucide by drinking poison cool aid on orders from their leader. A dyed in the wool Republican who is certain that nothing the political party could do can ever be wrong.
Dude stay away from politics at my parents house, my moms a cool aid drinker.
"If Haliburton doubled the price of the contract and still didn’t perform they obviously needed more money."
coolaid drinker by Dangerous Dave I September 7, 2005

Light Weight Drinker 

When you can't handle your alcohol and eventually yak your pride away.
That kid Jack is a Light Weight Drinker he yaked before his pledge even started.
Light Weight Drinker by ChangLiang01 September 10, 2012

drunkfriending 

The practice of, while intoxicated, friending people on facebook that you don't know, barely know, or who actively hate you. This usually leads to embarassment the following day when the friend request is rejected, goes unanswered, or results in a hostile message back but no friend confirmation.
"After I got home from the bar last night, I drunkfriended Kyle. I totally forgot about it until this morning when I got a message from him and all it said was 'LOL'."

"Marla, you really need to stop drunkfriending people. You're just embarassing yourself."
drunkfriending by Commentator X September 25, 2009

drinker's mouth 

the phenomenon associated with drinking; the victim's mouth tastes like the inside of a homeless man's pocket after a long ass night of drinking.
Drinker's Mouth: austin chugglered 38 beers last night. He exclaimed when he woke up that his mouth tasted like a homeless man's pocket.
drinker's mouth by The Chuggler September 21, 2010

B Drinker 

A person, usually female, who is employed by a club owner to solicit drinks from patrons. B Drinkers use affection, attention and flirting to scam poor, lonely men into buying overpriced drinks (which are sold as liquor and are frequently watered down Kool-Aid) in exchange for a little of their time. A B Drinker is frequently a prostitute who tries to persuade patrons into buying other "goods and services" like drugs and sex. B Drinkers usually work with other B Drinkers in running an evening of scams, at the same establishment, until they wear the patron down or get him drunk enough to be talked into more costly activities. B Drinkers frequently save their swizzle stick from each drink and turn it into the club owner at the end of the night as an accounting method for their "cut" of the overpriced drink sales. B Drinkers commit the illegal act of B Drinking, which is punishable by law. They are commonly found in coastal Mississippi and Louisiana bars and clubs.
Dorie, a B Drinker at the Fox's Den, got arrested by ATC Agents, along with the club owner and several other B Drinkers.

Some sleazy B Drinker scammed that poor, lonely Airman out of his entire paycheck when he bought her fake Cosmos all evening last Saturday.
B Drinker by MSMiss September 1, 2010

professional drinker 

A person who can handle his or her alcohol without ever having anybody take care of their drunk ass or embarrassing themselves.(Puking on people, funiture, and in cars)
"Damn! Tyler is still drinking, is he gonna be alright?"
"Hell yeah! dude is a professional drinker!"
professional drinker by tylert January 30, 2008