Drinkerneting 

Surfing the internet while drinking or drunk. Usually results in poor decision making in regards to social networking, online shopping and giving out personal email addresses or information.

We were drinkerneting on friday night and took me til monday to recover, when I discovered I'd posted dirty messages on facebook, ordered 6 dozen 'buddy jesus' figurines and was getting emails and phone calls from Nigeria...
And boy was my keyboard sticky.

Drinkerneting by SezJoy January 26, 2011

drinkernetting 

the act of getting drunk and finishing the internet. this is when you find all the stupid shit you find hilarious that all of your friends will be pissed that you sent them the link, or you are watching porn

check this out - i was just drinkernetting and i found this sweet video of katy perry. and it has kittenz!

drinkernetting by ruhl November 24, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016