800 cough

name given to the horrible cough that track runners get after running the 800

Person A: Damn did you hear Stephanie's cough, she sounds like shes dying
Person B: Dude she just ran the 800!

Person A: oh shes got the 800 cough

by trackgirl228 April 4, 2013

cough it up

what to say to someone when you want something from them

Where's that fifty you owe me? Cough it up!

Have you got that information I wanted? Cough it up!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

collection couch

An old worn out couch, usually a hand-me-down with stains and tears that is essential in any bachelor pad and usually hosts random girls, skanks and strays.

Yo Benny, did you see what kind of trash is waiting for you on the collection couch this time?

by El el fetches April 19, 2010

couch rapist

That guy who asks to crash at your house for a few days but never seems to leave and decides that your couch is his romantic lover.

"Damn man, Joe showed up at my house three months ago and won't leave. He has turned into a serious couch rapist."

by oracleofchangeorders October 1, 2013

Coughecate

To cough and shit your pants at the same time.

While at work the other day, Ken coughecated and had to go home early.

by gingersnap69 May 19, 2014

Heroin Couch

Is a couch that is really comfortable. A heroin couch is so comfortable and relaxing it takes hours until you can physically get off, and move on to other activities.

Once you get on the Heroin Couch it's hard to get off.

Man I was on the Heroin Couch all day and forgot to pick up my litter brother from school

by Herschworld October 6, 2010

UTampa Cough

Drastic. Fantastic. Euphoric. Horrific cough worse than cov...

The UTampa Cough is a virus created by the suspended Paul McCloud who attended the University of Tampa for one full semester before getting suspended until January 2022.

by Mannymannn1 February 14, 2021