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"Not to be a dick, bro.... but that girl u ended back home with last night was even fatter than we thought."

"'Your couch."

Note: This term of art hasn't hit the market full-force yet, so you may run into considerable bewilderment upon first use... either way, drop it like its hot.
by imtheantelope July 10, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML
by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009
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