TV

The worst way of using best technologies.

I've got 110 channels on my tv and there's nothing to watch.

by flatroze September 26, 2010

tv

transvestite

by TBonz August 19, 2003

TV

A TV is essentially box containing moving pictures, accompanied by sound, designed to reverse the effects of education in adults, seniors, and children. It is occasionally referred to as a boob tube, a television, and various other names. It corrupts the minds of a nations people. It is everywhere you go. There is no escape. NONE. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Before TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "12"
After TV:
Bob: "Hey Jack, what's 6+6?"
Jack: "plus..?"

by Jesse Wilkerson November 14, 2007

TV

"TV" stands for "Taylor's version", which is used to differentiate re-recorded versions of Taylor Swift's albums due to problems with her previous label.

- Did you listen to "All too well 10 minutes version"?
- Of course, if it's on Red TV"

by moontv January 05, 2022

TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

by Lil Duff 2008 December 06, 2008

TV

Time Vortex - so called because the TV sucks one's time away.

We all sat down in front of the TV and one could almost feel a breeze as time sped by.

by Adel7 January 08, 2008

tv

cultural warfare. TV companies cater to the lowest-common-denominator, people's weaknesses to make profit.

Americans watch too much TV

by normal October 24, 2003