Sk-eye-rim-ming: The act of abandoning your friends, family, work and other such social and physical obligations to sit in your underpants for a protracted length of time (possibly years) playing Skyrim.
Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming
Alternatively rimming someone while jumping out of an airplane at 40,000 feet. See also 'riming
by weeble dave November 12, 2011
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the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
the sexual act where the partner pulls apart the cheeks of the significant other and speaks dragon language in their arsehole
sally really wanted to try something new in the bedroom, we tried skyrimming but she was more confused then aroused
by the real dovakin November 3, 2016
Get the skyrimming mug.The result of being smote over the head by a Giant, while at the same time attempting to jump-dodge the blow causing your character's corpse to fly uncontrollably high and automatically respawn 10 seconds later without even reaching the peak of the parabolic arc.
by avatarmonkeykirby November 25, 2011
Get the Skyrimmed mug.The tasty byproduct of a Sunday Roast i.e. The blackish remnants of meat & potato which has been baked onto your roasting dish.
by JBT3333 October 31, 2014
Get the Scrimmins mug.(noun) any unit of measurement. Used to indicate the duration or frequency of anything worth measuring. Can be used if you do not know the correct word of something. Used around the area of central Texas and coined in the city of Waco, TX.
"I'll be there in a couple skrimmits."
"Pass me a few of those skrimmits, please."
"What are those things?"
"They look like skrimmits to me."
"How many skrimmits does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"A few good skrimmits!"
"Pass me a few of those skrimmits, please."
"What are those things?"
"They look like skrimmits to me."
"How many skrimmits does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"A few good skrimmits!"
by emunnie September 27, 2017
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Get the skrimpin mug.When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009
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