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Scrimmins 

The tasty byproduct of a Sunday Roast i.e. The blackish remnants of meat & potato which has been baked onto your roasting dish.
You can have most of the roasties but make sure you leave me some scrimmins ye bollix.
Scrimmins by JBT3333 October 31, 2014
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scrimmins 

noun, in reference to one's leftovers. Specifically relating to the act of having sexual relations with a loose broad, previously banged out by your boys, but not limited to; pizza, cigarettes, warm beer, numbies, or anything else found half way desirable by a man who is incapable of fulfilling his needs, whatever they may be.
Peyton: Dude I totally banged Svetlana last night
Pimp: Been there, done that.
Peyton: What's that supposed to mean, asshole.
Pimp:It means you got scrimmins, cuz.

At the end of a bag of salt and vinegar chips, a man in need humbly states....."Yo dude, let me get that scrimmins."

The situation = two dudes, late night, one cig....
Oye dah, fuck shorts, fuck jailhouse, give me scrimmins on that cig.

scrimmins by mackanooks April 17, 2008

Scrimming 

Scrimming was once an integral part of yarndling, often performed in basins. Hence scrimming basins. These basins are now sometimes replaced with octagonal dry beds, or simply not used at all. The irregular rim of a scrimming basin can be described as having a quality pertaining to kedding. Basins were usually situated next to a threading plantin and/or a vertical knapper. Nowadays, they can be seen more easily from the air.
"Have you finished with the scrimming basin, Jack?"
Scrimming by Cod Michael May 21, 2020

scrimming 

Playing a training game against another clan/team in a computer game.
Me: Hey progamer that I can bother about anything because of steam, wanna play a game?
Pro: fu noob Im scrimming
Me: Oh whats that?
pro: stop msgs its annoying
Me: Oh really? how annoying?
scrimming by My other pseudonym December 17, 2012
Parts or particals of old moldy food, that often developes it's own heartbeat..
My buddy Pokenuts was soo drunk he ate some old scrimpons that was in my fridge for years..

Hey poke don't eat them scrimpons they could hurt ya..

scrimpons by John Jendrasak November 11, 2008

Scrummin 

When you secretly meet a fat chick at a daytime hotel 10am-6pm. Then proceed to have unprotected anal sex in the shower with her.
Sorry I'm late for work, I was busy Scrummin.
Scrummin by Zrob10-6 February 21, 2021

screemin scrammin 

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.
1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
screemin scrammin by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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