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Skrimpin'
When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
Skrimpin' by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009
Skrimpin'
Skrimpin' by pookyboonboon September 12, 2017
Side Skrimping
The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self
.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
Side Skrimping by Crimcrams March 28, 2019
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Shrimpin it by Elmongo July 5, 2021
big shrimpin
Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
big shrimpin by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019
Snow Shoe Shrimpin
The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.
Snow Shoe Shrimpin by Greshams November 9, 2010
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