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Skrimpin' 

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.
"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."
Words you can keep

Skrimpin' 

When everybody in the place fighting for the corner spot on the L-lounge.,
Err'body skrimpin' in da place
Skrimpin' by pookyboonboon September 12, 2017

skrimpin 

A general verb used for any situation along the lines of chilling, hanging out etc.
Ayo! We big skrimpin!
skrimpin by sAlo5 March 23, 2021

Shrimpin it

When someone sits with very bad posture, curving their back like a shrimp
"Ah my back hurts!"
"Thats because you're shrimpin it!"
Shrimpin it by Elmongo July 5, 2021

Side Skrimping

The act of cutting in line while stepping sideways in the manner of a crab like crustacean this can also be used to describe the actions of the animal its self
.1 Man that fucker just side skrimpt us!
.2 Dude that crab is side skrimping like a mother fucker! Look at how fast he is! LOOK AT EM!
Side Skrimping by Crimcrams March 28, 2019

big shrimpin

Big Shrimpin by any reckoning, one of the most dazzling philosophers and one of the most penetrating, wide-ranging, and influential thinkers in the history of philosophy. Some say he draws his source of infinite knowledge from the Rockstar Energy Drink. His work can be found on Twitter @bigshrimpin420.

Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin have a dream
Big Shrimpin: i am supposed to put the toast in the toaster sideways or upside ways?
big shrimpin by Stinky smelly December 19, 2019

Snow Shoe Shrimpin 

The sexual act of using a straw to to suck semen out of a partners anus. Then a rough sloppy kiss begins while the load is passed back and forth.
I enjoy long walks of the beach, holding hands, church bingo, and snow shoe shrimpin.
Snow Shoe Shrimpin by Greshams November 9, 2010
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