shartmas

When someone has a horrible amount of work where they feel like they have been sharted on during the weeks/ days leading up to Christmas

Professor: You have 3 models and 6 drawings due in 2 weeks, but the week and half will be used to design.

Student: F.... me it must be shartmas

by five percent battery left November 13, 2011

shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.

"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"

by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012

Shartmint

When you're wearing mint scented flat d disposal undies and you shart....possibly shit yourself

I just dropped a heavy shartmint. I think I need to change my draws.

by Carabear77 May 3, 2015

shartman

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house

by the original shartman January 30, 2008

Shartmeister

An expert in trouser trombonery who can differentiate between farts and shits most of the time. A shartmeister takes pride in their gaseous venting.

Dave was a true shartmeister and left a trail of stench and deafness in his wake.

by Steek3636 August 2, 2019

shartem

When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed

Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well

by P0t4t042o October 12, 2020

Spartum

Spooge + fart + cum; the mixture of fluids created during the act of a hard ass-fucking.

Babe, if you pounded my ass too hard spartum might shoot out my ass.

by S&M-NYC December 3, 2009