shartem

When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed

Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well

shartem by P0t4t042o October 12, 2020

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shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

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When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

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When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

sharted by emma January 17, 2004

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expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

sharted by Durferer June 14, 2014

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When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

Sharted by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

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nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

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