shartem

When a Russian man shouts "CYKA BLYAT" while ejaculating into a woman during sex and shitting on the bed

Dude one: I did the Shartem to my girlfriend last night
Dude two: Wow. That could only have gone so well

by P0t4t042o October 12, 2020

shartmare

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

sharted

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

by emma January 17, 2004

sharted

expelling anal wind with great confidence causing an accidental release of feacal matter

That guy over there has just sharted himself

by Durferer June 14, 2014

Sharted

When you accidentally shit your pants when thinking it's just a fart. Most common when suffering diarrhea but still equally embarrasing.

Neida suffered from diarrhea which caused her to massively shit her pants when thinking she farted, in other words, she sharted.

by Allan1297 September 8, 2015

nessa sharted

nessa sharted is when nessa sharted herself on live and blamed it on bryce hall.

charli: hey did you see that new dance on tiktok?
dixie: no but nessa sharted on josh’s live though

by garrett graham August 8, 2020