The Guardian 

A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.

Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".

The Guardian by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017

Go Guardian 

a bullshit chrome extension teachers use to make fun of students by blocking them on certain websites. At times, not even allowing them to use their browser.

Go Guardian is so retarded! Ms. R blocked me from unblocked games!

Go Guardian by The guy he is looking for February 12, 2020

blind guardian

Blind Guardian rank with Helloween and Stratovarius as the main innovators of the Germanic speed/power metal style that has been massively popular in Europe for the past several years. Blind Guardian themselves did derive from Helloween early in their career, but took that style to a new level, with advanced musicianship and folk/fantasy-based lyrical themes predominating much of their work.

Hansi Kürsch bass/vocals
Marcus Siepen guitars
Andre Olbrich guitars
Thomas Stauch drums

blind guardian by Karth June 30, 2004

Blind Guardian

the band that pwns you.

"I was just listening to -insert generic rock band-"

"Dude...ever hear of BG?"

"WTF NO. WHO ARE DOS GUYZ?"

Blind Guardian by Mabus November 9, 2003

Guardian Reader 

Synonym for Champagne Socialist.

Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.

Guardian Reader by cocksuckah December 14, 2010

Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.

Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.

Barney-guarding job by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007

Peer Guardian 

A P2P protection program that prevents malevolent servers from accessing your computer while you illegally download movies, TV shows, music, books, and other types of "intellectual property." The program doesn't hide your IP address, but it does prevent companies like the recording industry from collecting evidence about what you're downloading. Peer Guardian only blocks IP addresses in its block lists, so it's not 100% effective. Despite this, it's better than nothing.

Peer Guardian 2 is often referred to as "the Condom of the Internet."

Peer Guardian by downloader April 11, 2007