A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.

In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
Me:"Did you read that article on The Guardian?".
You: " The Guardian?!. I never read that guff".
by FightingSocialMarxistNazis August 9, 2017
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The Grauniad is a British left-wing populist rag read by the tweed and corduroy crowd at second rate liberal arts college's . It is known mostly for it's hatred of the United State's, Israel, and Western civilization. It's writer's are fatuous political pimps who write in the style of a frantic housewife whose husband just left her for a younger woman: bitter and vindictive.

The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.

"I couldn't find the Socialist Worker so I'm reading The Guardian."
by RonnieTheGreat April 23, 2008
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An entity which is there to protect an area of interest or object of value. Typically a living animal, plant or inanimate object which prevents anything from getting past it. Some examples include a cow guardian, a goose guardian, a nettle guardian or a tractor guardian.
Person 1: I want to go into Springkell to see the river.
Person 2: There's goat guardians blocking the gate.
Person 1: Oh nooo!
by binmunbruce June 16, 2019
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a protector of "hightened" entities they can bond to a single charge or become a "keeper" of many
it is there role to watch out for those in there care putting there life on the line
in times of need they can make the impossible, possible
they are like that as gods of the watch tower
they are gifed with powers though they differe from one to the other
if they are a wind swept winged their master is on to them self

few in numbers now they are said to rise once more when they are needed
they are the angels to your gods
they are the demons to you devils
they are like wind and shadow

constant yet unseen

once they form a bond
they are your guardian

all you but need to do is ask

and they will be there
by black wings June 29, 2010
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Online newspaper that fills its articles with irrlelevant drivel in order to have more space for advertising
Clicks on Guardian article about QAnon...

Rachel and her husband were surfing the web one day...

Fuck Rachel and her husband get to the point.
by Goth Doll November 20, 2020
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One chosen by a goddess to serve as her protector. Guardians normally are known to have great powers witch is necessary to protect the goddess from all who would want to cause her harm. It is common for a guardian to fall in love with their charge making the link between them stronger.
Rex Quicksilver was Chosen by the earth goddess Nayru to be her Guardian and protect her from the humans who want her dead...
by Xellos The Rouge Priest December 17, 2008
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A woman's chosen ally, usually a man, who goes out of his or her way to protect her from harm and comfort her in times of need. The guardian status is similar to that of a significant other, only without romantic action.
girl - "I don't just need a friend, I need a guardian"
guy - "dont worry, i will protect you always"
by Scenarity Ellenod April 28, 2008
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