groan box

groan box is slang from the 1920's for the delightful instrument known as the accordian.

a groan box is certainly not something sexual. It is however the instrument of ultimate ecstasy. The Accordian.

by theultimategroanboxer June 10, 2011

Groanin' Catholic

That one atheist kid in all Roman Catholic high schools who challenges every single religious teaching

Pope: "February is the shortest month."
Groanin' Catholic: "I object!"

by bodaciousone September 3, 2016

groaner

A joke that's so corny or stupid it makes one groan instead of laugh.

That one that ended "Look at that S-car go!" was a real groaner.

by cornholio October 13, 2003

Groan sculpture

1. Another word for feces.

2. A dump requiring considerable effort to excrete, thus the groan.

With a heave, a sigh and a plop, Walter eventually fashioned and sent seaworthy a particularly smelly groan sculpture.

by SimonIVC May 25, 2011

groady

Unpleasant and unappealing, usually in the sense of something that has been worn out, spoiled, or left unwashed for too long, such as month-old gym socks. Sometimes associated with 70's-90's American culture.

Dude, how long has this fish been here? It's smells groady!

by brumagem September 28, 2012

Groan

A sound people make when they're too busy and/or too lazy to say real words.

1) Bossy-Person: Do your work!
Lazy-Person: *Groan*

2) During sex, they groaned a lot.

by Ebony Chalk December 22, 2008

groar

verb (amberese): to growl and roar in frustration. Usually accompanied by abbreviated flailing of clenched fists and keyboard mashing. Also can be used as a noun.

Mark usually groars in the back room after pretending to be nice to stupid people.

by hp5freak June 24, 2008