A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of
coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball
player Dick Groat.
This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise
money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That
girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she'
s playing must have Groat'
s syndrome.
Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!