Frankenjoin

A haphazard join of data tables performed in a manner resembling that of the body parts of Frankenstein.

Oh man, not another Frankenjoin. We need to talk to Fred and get this into SQL.

Frankenjoin by Lookup_the_word_games December 16, 2020

frankenphone 

a cell phone that is kept functional by utilizing the parts of other phones such as keyboard, faceplate, etc.

The 'S' key on my cell phone sticks so I replaced it with the keyboard off of my boyfriend's old phone. Voila! Frankenphone!!

The screen on Joe's Blackberry was cracked, so I gave him my old Blackberry so he could make a Frankenberry or Frankenphone.

frankenphone by miss gradenko July 1, 2011

frankenporn

A bizarre porn fetish, likely originating in Japan (possibly Korea), involving frankenstein-esque necrophelia. Also, the focus of Dan's obsession.

Dan: If I were Frankenstein, I would rape you with my neckbolts.
Me: What, is that like Frankenporn?

frankenporn by InterKnight2007 June 11, 2006

frankenboner 

When the penis becomes raw and cut, one must chew the skin off their fingertips and place it over the wounds.

"Yo Tim, I got the worst frankenboner this side of the tracks."

frankenboner by fodaloveofdabitty December 29, 2007

frankenpoon

having sex with a girl that is so high on pills she walks and talks like frankenstein.

"Yo man, mary was so wasted."
"yea dude she was on soma's and vicoden's"
"you know i got dat frankenpoon"

frankenpoon by Doug Da Thug November 20, 2009

Frankenphone 

a phone parted together from different iPhone models

My iPhone broke so I had to make a Frankenphone From my girlfriends old iPhone that got wet and exploded

Frankenphone by Ogyogurt December 16, 2018

Frankenhouse 

A house that generates its own energy from livestock, through the use of treadmills or similiar mechanisms.

Person 1:" Man look at those chickens go, they are really powering up my giant flatscreen t.v.!"
Person 2:" Yeah, looks like you got yourself a Frankenhouse going."

Frankenhouse by Capuchin for Hire April 23, 2022