Frankenhorn

An unlacquered hybrid horn, usually a Kruspe-wrap horn. One part of the horn must be nickel silver, and the other part must be yellow brass (an example is a Patterson-modified nickel silver 8D with a Conn yellow brass first branch). A Frankenhorn must be able to play stupidly loud in an orchestral setting and it should be very easy to play very loud.

When our asst. principal horn played the Frankenhorn, he played so loud in the first movement of Tchaikovsky 5 it caused the fourth horn to get really mad at him.

by Amberstream April 24, 2017

Frankenjoint

When one rolls a new joint out of leftover roaches.

"Don't throw out that roach, I'm gonna roll a frankenjoint with it later"

by Trixi P November 14, 2011

frankenwhore

An overtly promiscuous woman who's had so many failed boob jobs she's now missing her nipples and has a plethora of Frankenstein-like scars, and badly photoshops her face onto models bodies to use as her profile pictures on Facebook

I found this girl on Facebook and she looked pretty hot until I met her and found out she was a frankenwhore

by Derp_TV January 24, 2015

Frankenboner

The hardest, stiffest erection the human body can produce.

Don-Dude, check out that girl over there.
Frank-I know man, she's giving me a serious Frankenboner.

by Joe Comma October 17, 2008

frankendong

a dildo with screws coming out of it - or a penis with an implant or some other type of surgical scar.

Nikki washed off her frankendong after using it on Dawn during an abnormally raucous nite of partying.

by Cool Me! September 25, 2005

frankenword

Exactly like portmanteau, only much easier to remember. Two words are fused together by either joining a common syllable inbredneck or by compromising both (or possibly more) words to create an entirely new word with the combined meanings of both.

I called that rattle-trap pickup driver doing 45 in the fast lane next to an old lady that he was an inbredneck bastard for holding up traffic...of course I said it as I blew past him at 80 miles per hour.

Ex 2: "I heard a rawksome band at the club last night."

Both of these are examples of a frankenword.

by Elkrampo7 September 30, 2006

frankenhooker

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.

Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.

by dpms August 11, 2005