the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.

Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.

Anal Frankenstine by SOAK666 September 24, 2013

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Frankenjuice

The oil and cooked off residue after boiling frankfurters. Also known as : wieners, hot dogs, franks, etc.

"Hey Billy, when you're done cooking the hot dogs, wash out the pot and make sure you get all the frankenjuice off, too."

Frankenjuice by RiverFox July 12, 2009

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Frankenpine

A cell phone tower that tries, and fails, to look like a pine tree.

They're putting up another Frankenpine near you? When are they going to learn that those things don't actually look like trees?

Frankenpine by rubygetsitdone August 18, 2011

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Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

Frankengina by kajoe March 8, 2007

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