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Frankhouser 

A bad-ass mutherfucker who is smarter than the best and cooler than the rest.
That guy just figured out cold fusion - in his sleep - he is completely Frankhouser!

That kid just Frankhousered that chick - he's gonna need a restraining order.

Crankenhouse 

A bastardization of the German word "Krankenhaus" meaning hospital. The place you go when you are cranked.
He whent to the crankenhouse cuz he broke his face
Crankenhouse by S Dizzle January 12, 2004

frankenhooker 

A female that looks as if she was constructed from parts that came from different bodies. Common features are (an)unnormally long or large arms, legs, torso, or neck. This ofcourse has to be in contrast to the female's body.
Man, that broad that Paul knocked up's head and neck look like they're off another chick's body. She's such a frankenhooker.
frankenhooker by dpms August 11, 2005

Frankenhole 

The functional "vag" that was surgically created for a formally male transexual.
For those going from female to male the word would be Frankenpole.
So, umm how do they "do it" after all that trouble turning into a woman and all.

Dude, they make 'em a frankenhole that'll work sort of like a real one.
Frankenhole by Just another Joe January 11, 2012

Frankenhooker 

1) The character in the song of the same name by The 69 Eyes

2) A dead hooker reanimated after being reconstruced from parts of other dead hookers

3) Someone who sucks
1) "I 'aint looking for no head, from some fuckin' living dead, Dirty ass Frankenhooker"

2) Guy one; Dude, she looks like the hooker of Frakenstien!
Guy two; It's a Frankenhooker!

3) "You Suck!"
Frankenhooker by Teenage_Death_Girl September 10, 2007

Frankenhole 

The last name of a Chadlee Frankenhole, the mysterious Amazon employee who calls innocent people.
“Hello, this is Uber Records….”

Hey dude! This is Chadlee Frankenhole, how ya doing today?”
Frankenhole by PizzaBastard January 22, 2024