Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.

by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

Schlum

Schlumverb.A thing that you can do that represents a sexual act.

Did you schlum with her last night?

by Justin Hanes May 15, 2006

schramm

another name for a hairy, slimey beef curtain that rarely gets washed. A Schramm is a girl who loves getting peed on, and also enjoys her nightly activity of her vaginal tightening exercises. Schramms like to be plowed by multiple men at once. Schramms tend to make up lies about others and further about themselves for attention.

Ew, that schramm is gross

by your worst nightmare ;) May 18, 2011

schlumped

Crouched over in an old ass fashion

That dude was so drunk he schlumped over

by Spazzydizzle March 19, 2014

Schram

To produce or write a lengthy thesis paper using only on paragraph, also it must make no sense.

Are you going to schram your paper or divide it into topics.

by Erik Hanson May 5, 2006

schbum

A butt, the word was made up by my little brother.

You're being such a schbum!

by Maddie! August 5, 2007