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schlumpkin

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.
me and miez balla azz bitch are in taking derty double douces i schlumpkined her saucy slider.
by dertydeuces March 28, 2009
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