Schrum 

Slang for cum that was found inside of victims of rape/necrophilia.

“Is that a dead body?!”
“Yeah, look at all of that Schrum!!”

Schrum by Davvvvvv May 7, 2021

schrum lovin 

when a guy takes his 4 inch dick and puts it in between his forearm and bicept and flexes his huge muscles and repeats loudly disco bicuits until he reaches his climaxe and bustes all over his arm

i herd paul was schrum lovin last night

schrum lovin by joe wilson May 13, 2005

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Schruted 

When you screw something up in a really irreversible way.

I really schruted it.

Schruted by ChillJammyTheEpic April 17, 2019

schrummin' 

Basketball terminology when you either hit multiple three point shots in a game, or make consecutive three point shots in a row.

Ray Allen was schrummin' last night against the Knicks.

schrummin' by dirkmeoff December 8, 2011

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Shit-stained schumacher 

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.

teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.

Shit-stained schumacher by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008