when michael slevin gives you a blumpkin

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.