by Snoop Dog August 14, 2004

by schlongman May 04, 2021

when you an yo'z jankey azz bitch are having a nice time with yo gran-dady and youz wanna get away fo sum intimate dertiez, you go to da shitta she takes a derty dumpy and you proceed to eat dat fly bitchez kunt.
by dertydeuces March 28, 2009

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

to give a schlumpin.. a female version of a blumpkin when a woman poops while giving a blow job as she's on the toilet.
by SwishyManPants April 12, 2009

similar to a blumpkin
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
Whilst in a bathroom stall with a girl she proceeds to sit down on the toilet and give you a blow job and when you're all finished and she gets up you realize that she was takin a smash
by Johnny May 18, 2004

While you are squatting in the shower your significant other is giving you a blowjob while you are taking a shit.
by Nothingbutstank September 24, 2016
