Alex Rodriguez 

A baseball player who's currently playing for the New York Yankees. He has played for the Seattle Mariners and also the Texas Rangers before he was traded to the Yankees. He's one of the most paid players in the MLB, and while no person should have that kind of money for being an athlete, he's a pretty damn good player. Nevertheless, he's cocky as hell, and he kept flip-flopping on his choice for which team he was going to play for in the World Baseball Classic. The Dominican Republic, or the US?

His parents were born in the Dominican Republic, but he was raised in the United States. And no, he is not Puerto Rican like the one bimbo said.

Also MVP.

Alex Rodriguez is one cocky son of a bitch, I just wish he stayed with the Mariners.

Alex Rodriguez by Santana June 27, 2006

Alex Cute 

Also worded as Alex Clute, take out the L and you get CUTE.

The most amazing boyfriend and best friend in the world! Incredible handsome and has a sexy body. Opens doors for you, kisses you on the nose, and holds your hand like a gentlemen.

I am Infatuated with Alex Cute

Alex Cute by Your Princess S November 6, 2011

alex-smith 

The art of finding the remains of a period in public toilets. This leads to the failure to urinate in the same toilet and sometimes vomiting.

If you decide to go to the toilet in college after a female classmate and she has left the remains of a period in the toilet. You then return to your class looking sheepish and frightened. The symptons of this are clear and include:
pale face
fixed pupils
nervous twitch where they have failed to urinate
This is known as an alex-smith.

alex-smith by unknown man December 15, 2008

Alex's Law 

Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.

Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.

Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.

Alex's Law by lupe3456 May 20, 2008

Alex Bruhn 

Otherwise known as baby-hands, Alex is the most amazing girl in the world. She is stunningly beautiful and wonderfully unique. She will watch movies and soccer with you all day, but there is no guarantee she won't fall asleep on you. She is constantly changing hey hair color, but that doesn't change how gorgeous she is. Her eyes are possibly the most wondrous things in the world, I could never get tired of looking into them. I am positive that I'm the luckiest person on earth.

Ian: I can't believe how amazing Alex Bruhn is!
Jackson: Good for you bro!

Alex Bruhn by Slimshady80210 July 5, 2012

Alex Vaughn 

A piece of human trash (it's okay he asked me to)

Alex Vaughn is a self depriving waste of life.

Alex Vaughn by Deadxroses June 2, 2018

Alex Einsten 

Alex Einsten is a girl who loves everybody. She loves making Youtube Videos in all the time. She loves all of her fans very much. She has a boyfriend named Zachary. She is a sweetest girl in the world, She even has a Twin sister named Lyssy, She makes youtube videos Everyday for her fans, She loves her Pets. She plays alot of Games. She is the girl who is Sweet, kind, helpful, caring and loving. She has a wonderful Laugh of joy. She loves to make people laugh. She loves to Roleplay, and she loves her Family ♥️ She is a girl who never afraids to be Tough.

♥️♥️♥️

Alex Einsten Zach Lyssy

Alex Einsten by Josane Claire September 27, 2019