Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Floorio

A Oreo that rolled on the floor.

Oh gawd Angela you turned the Oreo into a Floorio

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Nicole

That girl that went to your school for 2 weeks then left

I can't believe Nicole left after 2 weeks

by Deadxroses March 15, 2017

Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Defonishonist

A Defonishonist is a kind hearted person who takes the time out of their life to approve urban dictionary's definition

I want to thank all the Defonishonist.

by Deadxroses May 29, 2016

Icing on a knife

1) A person who is batshit crazy
2) someone who is so high they become a bat

You should have seen her at the party she was icing on a knife.

by Deadxroses June 02, 2018

Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 16, 2019