10 definitions by Deadxroses

Sleeping laurd

When you and you friend agree to pull an all nighter and they fall asleep

Olivias being a sleeping laurd

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

marshmelon

A marshmelon is someone who comes to your house eats all the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms then leaves.

Olivia is such a marshmelon.

by Deadxroses May 28, 2016

Defonishonist

A Defonishonist is a kind hearted person who takes the time out of their life to approve urban dictionary's definition

I want to thank all the Defonishonist.

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Junk food blue balls

Junk food blue balls is when you've been on a diet for far too long and you have been deprived of the junk food you so desire.

Shit man I've been on this diet for 3 days and I got mad junk food blue balls

by Deadxroses February 17, 2019

Nicole

That girl that went to your school for 2 weeks then left

I can't believe Nicole left after 2 weeks

by Deadxroses March 15, 2017

Spit jockey

That one person who spits everywhere for no reason at all

Oh my gawd Jon is such a spit jockey

by Deadxroses May 30, 2016

Icing on a knife

1) A person who is batshit crazy
2) someone who is so high they become a bat

You should have seen her at the party she was icing on a knife.

by Deadxroses May 6, 2018