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Goonicide 

The word that relates to an event that occurred early 2025.

A man, Nautica Malone, had been seen driving through Bikini Beans Coffee, a popular coffee dispensary much like Starbucks, with his pants down and his privates out.

The women in the drive through were recording his actions, and while they were not defendable, many have dubbed Nautica the "goonlord" as he soon after commited suicide because he didn't want to be seen as a gooner or lowlife by his wife and two children.

The term "Goonicide" comes from the fact that a suicide took place over an event that related to gooning.

Many have protested against Bikini Beans Coffee for being responsible for the death of Nautica. This could have been by driving through the drivethrough pantless themselves, or attending the "gooneral" that took place soon after Nautica's death.

If you'd like, there are many people who have talked on this situation on YouTube, (Papa Meat, penguinz0, Pyrocinical, etc:...) Or, there's an article on Complex.com written by Joe Price that can be viewed by searching Google for, "Nautica Malone Goonicide Complex Article)
Protester 1: Are you attending the gooneral for Nautica's untimely death?
Protester 2: Yeah, of course! You know I won't miss the goonicide funeral. I can't dishonor Nautica's courage
Goonicide by mfomari February 10, 2025
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someone who has the innate desire to goon
he is such a gooner.
gooner by Kykai February 10, 2025
Related Words

Goonicide 

Goonicide refers to the act of committing suicide after being caught gooning.
He just committed goonicide
Goonicide by NauticaMalone February 11, 2025

goonecologist

One who specializes in the practice of gooning.
He sure is thirsty. Must be a certified goonecologist.
goonecologist by Keegababy February 12, 2025

Goonball 

"Bro check out this image I got"

"You're a goonball bro"

Goontology

The science of Gooning, or the act of being so sex crazed that an individual, typically male, will spend hours upon hours, sometimes even days obsessing over their sexual fantasies to the point of insanity. The science of Goontology looks to find new ways to maximize the pleasure of a person and bring that pleasure to new heights never seen or felt before by any other man in history.
I have a degree in Goontology and have perfected the method of creating the most pure feeling of sexual pleasure in the modern day.

buddy your ass is not waltuh white
Goontology by FindingBitches February 12, 2025
The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.
"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"
Goonade by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025