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The act if holding your penis so tight midway through your goon session that all the tubes, blood and sperm explode in a grenade fashion.
"I threw a goonade in the bathroom and had to be rushed to the hospital"
Goonade by lovenlighttvlover911 February 12, 2025
Words you can keep
having goon like qualities or sumthing that is amusing or entertaining
knocking someone out is goonage
goonage by jhoare December 22, 2008
Related Words
Being a goofy badass
when acting in public nicole acts like a goonare
A slur that can be directed at people of any race, religion, or sexual orientation for being pretentious or a flat out dick.
Person #1- "Did you see Dave posted another picture of his new car?"
Person #2- "Yeah, he's such a damn goonaner."
Person #2- "Damn Straight bubba."
Goonaner by O.P.D. Associate April 18, 2021

Goo Nade 

A grenade used on Gears of War that produces a lethal wave of goo known as a Goo Wave.
Get away from the Goo Nade before the Goo Wave kills you.
Goo Nade by Travesty of Justice April 19, 2009
variant on goon, to describe someone who is an idiot, or just slow. Someone who noone likes
The kid is such a goonad
goonad by Brabbs July 15, 2006

goongdengee 

long definition of ass (buttcheeks) in korean. goong
man, he's got a huge goongdengee.
goongdengee by Jin Kim April 25, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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