schmergen

Sorry. To be used when sorry has been banned from conversation. A silly way of apologising for something that has been done which isnt that serious.

'oops, schmergen.' - after hitting someone accidentally.
'no saying sorry anymore.' 'okay, schmergen' (followed by a cheeky smile works well)

by PixieLillith April 2, 2009

shmenged

When you eat fat cock

Jake lieks to be shmenged

by Shmeng May 31, 2016

Shmeggy

To be very girly, enjoy pinks purples and flowery colours and prints, pleasent smells and adorable animals, furry and or fluffy objects and children

To smheg- to do girlish and adorable things without meaning to

girly, adorable, pink, Shmeggy

by MmmmmKy August 2, 2012

shmegan

A girl named Megan who is always there for you. She loves being athletic and typically plays soccer. She has blonde hair and brownish goldish eyes with an occasion slight tint of green. She isn't too sure about her future but she will always know what do when the time comes. She is so interesting in discovering things and the world around her. So many people who love and adore her. She is just one spunky girl. She is a Smegan.

Damn, Megan is finna Shmegan!

by Nunyobizniss123 July 20, 2014

Shmegger

Shmegger is a combination of the words; Shekel mugger jewish nigger.
a black person who will try to manipulate you with jewish magic so he could rob you of your shekels (money).

Shmeggers: Oh LOAAARD, Oh Jesus THEEE LOARD NEEDS YOUS TO BUY OUR CDS OH LOAARD
Me: Shut up you stupid shmeggers!

by Bran Star January 9, 2018

Shmegh

(Pronounced shh-meh-ghh) Literally means 'the foreskin'. One of the most explicit and demeaning insults in the english language. Only to be used in extreme situations due to it's huge capacity to offend anyone whom is so unfortunate to hear it. Can be used as an exclamation, verb or noun. Often regarded as a worse insult than fuck, slut, dick, cunt, shit etc.

Exclamation: "SHMEGHHH!"

Verb: "I'm going to shmeghing bash him!"

Noun: "We're sick of this shit! Fuck You! You're such a shmegh!"

by TheEnglishLanguageWordsOffice March 22, 2011

shmegal

a rubber toy thingy you can buy from markets a bit like a yo-yo but ohhh so much more fun.apparently they are illegal cuz ppl got hurt using em, but i had fun.

by beautiful October 10, 2003