Ketchup Pre-Cum 

The liquidy substance that comes out of the bottle before the ketchup

Some fucking ketchup pre-cum got on my fries and I'm pissed

Ketchup Pre-Cum by Charizarddd June 13, 2015

The Ketchup Rule 

The unwritten rule that permits anyone to blatantly skip a line of people who have patiently waited to order their food (regardless of the size of the line, or time waited to be served) to run up to a cashier.. Interrupt their conversation with a customer (Mid-sentence if need be), and ask for ketchup or any other type of packaged condiment (e.g mustard, mayonnaise) without getting the slightest bit of an argument from ANY-ONE

everyone respects the rule, otherwise.. Chuck Norris will begin to jump out of happy meals and commit unspeakable crimes.

McDonalds Cashier to customer: would you like some fries with th-

Man exercising his right to enforce the Ketchup Rule: I need ketchup and perhaps other various fast food condiments..

McDonalds cashier: OFCOURCE SIR! SOMEBODY BRING ME KETCHUP AT ONCE!!

The Ketchup Rule by Jwn Cmaffi December 17, 2008

ketchup 

a bad cook's best friend. made from magical ingredients, it has the ability to make even the most repulsive food at least bearable.

every time i burn pancakes i throw some ketchup on them and people always eat them.

ketchup by bobertdude January 26, 2009

Delia Ketchum 

Ash's mom who is very cute and if you were a chao you would skip towards her without question But then Chao aren't in pokemon but then again the show is just fucking retarted

Damn......Pallet towns hot mom is Delia Ketchum.

Delia Ketchum by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Kvetching up 

Getting together with a friend you’ve not seen in a while to complain about your lives.

Mel: My divorce is getting uglier, my job is killing me, and I have a bad ankle.

Dylan: I’ll bring over some whiskey. Sounds like we’ve got some kvetching up to do.

Kvetching up by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 19, 2020

ketchup bottled 

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

ketchup bottled by JandE August 5, 2008

Ketchustard 

Ketchup and Mustard mixed together. This used to be a popular dip for french fries and several other dishes until about the year 2005. Now Mayochup is being eaten on everything including french fries.

People used to be fans of Ketchustard before 2005, now everybody despises Ketchustard and loves Mayochup instead

Ketchustard by Phaenixdrools October 20, 2008