faping rast

when u cant talk and accidentally sound like a chronic masterbator

slurred speech masterbation talking and saying faping rast fast masterbater

by Mr, Horney April 6, 2015

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

Fapooing

The process of fapping and pooing at the same time. The enjoyment comes from the anal stimulation provided alongside the self stimulation of the fap. Seasoned fapooers will learn to extend the process with a gentle pushing out and sucking in of the poo to mimic anal penetration.

Rodney Galereux: Nebu, you were in the toilet for like 45 minutes, what the hell were you doing in there? I'm going to be late for work and also it smells weird.

Nebu: What I was doing was pooing, well, not just pooing, fapooing.

Rodney Galereux: You sicken me

by cassiusgay June 2, 2018

Fapitat

A portmanteau of "Fap" (masturbate) and "Habitat"

The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.

I'm going to spend all afternoon in my fapitat.

by Ineedtopoop February 26, 2018

fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Fapiness

Happy + Fappy

The amount of fapiness he presented was overwhelming

by ZeroPlatform November 15, 2018

Fabio guarino

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.

Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.

by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019