fapinism

This applies only to men. When a man see's a pretty lady he starts to jack off in front of her no matter the place or time.

Fapinism is stupid.
My friend is a fapinist, he can't stop himself.
Jeez, hes such a fapinist.

by The Really Big Guy August 7, 2018

Faminism

Faminism

When u know your around triggered feminist and you look at your buddy and say the word out loud just to make them expl0de and make them chant of how their pussy will bit you

Ex:
RED HAIRTriggered feminist: chanting ***WOMENS RIGHTS***

You: look at these faminism
Friend: wow never seen so many faminism
TRIGGERED FAMINISM: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
AAAAAAHHHHHH
you and your friend:**EAR RAPED**

by anonymous June 14, 2019

Faminism

Faminism (individual: Faminist) is a pervasive cultural movement consisting of females whose entire lives are structured around losing weight.

I could count her ribs through her sweater; that slag could be the poster model for Faminism.

by magnusjj August 4, 2014

fapiniscing

The act of tenderly stroking your gentleman's sausage while revisiting previous sexual encounters, viewing nudes from ex's and/or sexting with hoes}

Sometimes I miss my ex, but I had a fapiniscing session and quickly got over it.

by SZ8888 July 1, 2019

faminism

Da belief system dat is followed by many of da "better half" individuals of da modern-day world, whereby they refuse to prepare meals for their male companions unless said testosterone-steeped hulks allow them appropriate respect and equality at all times.

Maybe if Golde and all da other "makers of proper/quiet/kosher homes" in Anatevka had practiced a period of faminism, Tevya and his fellow bewhiskered residents would have been pressured by their growling tummies to cast off the shackles of their long-obsolete and debilitatingly-oppressive "traditions", and instead begin to embrace da "new way" a bit more quickly and deeply.

by QuacksO November 14, 2022