Fapitat

A portmanteau of "Fap" (masturbate) and "Habitat"

The place where you feel most comfortable fapping (or schlicking). Most likely your bedroom, but really anywhere you can be comfy and alone to bust out your spank bank and rub one or a few out.

I'm going to spend all afternoon in my fapitat.

by Ineedtopoop February 26, 2018

fapstation

"fapstation" is a synonym for PC or Computer.

Your PC is the place where you fap most frequently, so it is your fapstation. The term was first used by the Youtube-Director GuitarMasterX7, in a video where he showed all his equipment.

This is my room, here you see my TV, and there is my fapstation.

I bought new fapstation, I needed a new one for all the upcoming games this fall.

by ATN_Draco October 2, 2011

Fapitalism

The theory that the more effort you put in to fapping, the greater the orgasm you will achieve.

If you want that 30 minute long orgasm, you have to work for it. That's what fapitalism is all about.

by BlueScholar March 28, 2015

Fapinator

Pronunciation: (Fap-ah-nay-tore)

1. (n) Someone who has the urge to fap almost every minute of the entire day

2. (n) Someone who continually faps throughout the whole day.

3. (v) Excessive fapping as to cause Erectile Dysfunction

Jim: You're such a fapinator!
Bob: I'm a fapinatee, I'm on the road to ED.

by Sieabah L. Park April 21, 2010

fapitalism

When someone is being used in order to make a profit just because of how "hot" or attractive that person may be.

friend: "why did Megan Fox become famous?"
me: "because Michael Bay likes to capitalize on fapitalism"

by jessermanx October 18, 2011

Faputation

when you fap long enough to have your dick mutate ~ 2017 FB. The Kitchen. Extreme

Dany: my dick hurts!!!
Rose: what happen ??
dany: Faputation...

by The Kitchen. Extreme March 28, 2017

Fapivation

The motivation to fap

Jimmy faps so much; his fapivation is strong still!

by Steveeeee January 11, 2015