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this is when you get more pussy then god
i got so much ass this weekend i feel like guarino
Guarino by andy guarino March 9, 2005

kylie guarino 

Kylie might seem nice but when you get to know her she’s crazy. She’s flat and definitely not thicc she is thin with two n’s. She’s about 7 ft tall and she’s flatter than paper.
Wow no one can be flatter than Kylie.
Girl: wow she’s kylie guarino
kylie guarino by yolohandke February 6, 2018

Nick Guarino

Someone who likes to eat out girls everynight.
Erica: Yoh , did you see that guy yesterday?

Liana: Yeah , He was eating out that girl.

Janel: Whatta Nick Guarino!
Nick Guarino by Candace-Janel March 14, 2009

Fabio guarino 

A 5”6 Latino simp. He swears he is the cutest kid but has a grown unibrow that has not been shaved since birth his penis size is 4.4 inches but Swears he has an 8 incher yet he is the only one of the boys to not whip it out. He argues with everyone that he gets more “coochie” than them yet he only obtains at best mediocre pussy. He has a strange fetish for redheads, and his athleticsism is the same as his ability to get ladies, plain mediocre. Average is the one word to describe Fabio he plays a lot of sports but doesn’t truly stand out in any and he barely maintains a 3.0 gpa in Christopher Columbus highschool(one of the easier academic schools in Miami). His struggle with sports, academics, and females in Columbus is leading him to transfer to Westminster Christian Highschool, his main reason to attend Westminster is because his girlfriend attends there and he plans to be backup punter for the football team that only had three wins last season.
Yo who’s that pip getting with average looking girls?

Ohh that’s just Fabio Guarino don’t mind him.
Fabio guarino by Lil Goatt December 18, 2019

chris guarino 

fuckin legend, can be a simp at times but is totally capable of rocking your world (ladies and men) overall best guy you can ever meet
Chris Guarino has a massive peen dude holy moly.
chris guarino by punaniman February 19, 2021
a male who is permanently horny; can't think of anything except sex; can't do anything except have sex; obsessed.
girl 1: "all he wanted was head on the first date!"
girl 2: "what a guerino!"
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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