Land of the Clueless

A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.

No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.

by irishtrish February 20, 2010

TiVO Land

The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.

John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."

by sea-cow May 28, 2009

land lineless

no longer owning a land line

Hit my digits but don't bother with my number @ the crib because I'm land lineless.

by sogburn October 14, 2010

Land Otter

Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'

when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds

by hussonlax November 14, 2010

J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.

I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.

by GrayOne August 4, 2007

landing sprigs

The landing gear of a drone or quadcopter. They are often U-shaped, but can often be peg-shaped legs as well.
Chiefly used in the UK, but is seeing more use in the US as of late.

For this flight, I reattached the bucking fusted landing sprigs and gave it a go.

by Telephony May 22, 2019

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020