Dick Smitten

Usually referring to a girl that you gave your dick to the night before and she keeps texting you about it.

Claire got me after a few pints last night, yeah I gave to her now my phone battery is dead.
Sounds like she's Dick Smitten!

dick addictiondickizzle

Dick Smitten by TSupreme September 26, 2009

Get merch

Get the Dick Smitten mug.

See more merch

Dick Cheney

The act of pulling out of a girl's mouth and blowing a juicy wad all over her face when she specifically said not to.

Tom forcefully pulled out of Betty's mouth, ignoring his desire to have her swallow his load, and fired off a mayonaise round onto her face. As the shock set in, he said "Sorry I thought you were a deer."
This is the proper way to perform a Dick Cheney.

Dick Cheney by SuperFrickinAwesomeFoo October 22, 2009

Get merch

Related Words

dick • Dickhead • Dick Cheney • dickcheese • dickrider • dick weed • dick wad • dickles • dicktionary • dickhole

Dick Silly

An extremely turned on girl, or homosexual male. One that is absolutely craving the dick. This person is going crazy for some dick. They need it and want it at right away.

I cant wait to get to his house, I am going to go Dick Silly on him all night!

Dick Silly by Bojangels. February 11, 2010

Get merch

Dick Cushion

aka booty call ... one night stand desperate need for sex , random sex just because a guy wants it and thinks anyone will give it up don't think i'll be your dich cushion tonight.

Don't think I'm going to be a dick cushion tonight.

Dick Cushion by 1redcupcake August 17, 2010

Get merch

Dick Garage

A vagina. Synonymous with lady cave, beaver, hairy taco etc

man i'd like to park my man sausage in her dick garage

Dick Garage by captaingreythewolf August 6, 2011

Get merch

Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.

Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!

Dick's Sporting Wood by joff leff December 28, 2011

Get merch

Dick Food

Something with no value other than stimulation, or "food" for your dick.

Baywatch was thin on plot, but it was great Dick Food.

Dick Food by Sirencio February 17, 2012

Get merch