healing crystal

stone like object commonly used by bullshitters. the crystal is waived over the body of a gullible woman in order to gain trust and ultimately sexual access.
see glastonbury

get your healing crystal out ken shes as thick as shit

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

textual healing

An awesome romantic comedy book by author Eric Smith. It features the sweetass references of ninjas and pirates, with a cuteness that is reminiscent of 'When Harry Met Sally.' Sure to make your girlfriend's favorite book list, and your secret guilty pleasure list.

Girlfriend: "Textual Healing is the most adorable book ever."
You: "Yeah, it's funny. It's my favorite book."
Girlfriend: "You're the most amazing man I've ever met. Do me now, please."

by Guvanator December 1, 2010

Heaving Phrogs

Mythical creatures known to exist in the murky world of fantasy football. Heaving Phrogs have been known to devour entire teams, pausing only long enough to excrete the remnants of opposing players.

The Heaving Phrogs reign supreme in the world of fantasy football.

by WHOLCO1 October 27, 2008

healing salve

stickin' a wounded finger in you ol ladies box

ouch Gerrard... I cut my finger....ohh Davie, you'll have to go home and stick that in the healing salve... Ya Gerrard I think my mom has some of that at home....Jesus no Davey, you'll wanna goto town for that

by thecanadiancrazyhorse September 15, 2010

need healing!

Is a annoying command in paladins that irritate the shit out of healers that are clearly doing the job.

Player 1: Spamming Need Healing! (While dead)
Player 2: cancel that

by I came, i saw, i conquered. June 2, 2018

Brown Heading

When someone's ideas or messed up views on something are so messed that it is actually like they have their head in their own butt.

Those people are brown heading if they actually think the protesters shouldn't get in trouble.

by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020

sexual healing

when one looks for sex with someone below there standard to make them feel wanted in times of sadness, etc. eg a breakup

person one: ew, is that stacey making out with that zit face? but shes hot!
person two: yeh, didnt you hear? sam dumped her.
person one: ohh. sexual healing.

by ambraaa October 8, 2008