Definitions by ScottyBeamer

Rookie Cookie 

A person who is playing ookie cookie for the first time. Sadly the rookie cookie always has to be the one to eat the cookie.

David is a rookie cookie so when we get together we get together he will be automatically eating the cookie.

Rookie Cookie by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Semen laundering

The process of illegally obtaining semen from a sperm bank to impregnate oneself.

Now we know how Melissa was conceived, Tracy was semen laundering in the early 90s.

Semen laundering by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup 

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

Brown Heading 

When someone's ideas or messed up views on something are so messed that it is actually like they have their head in their own butt.

Those people are brown heading if they actually think the protesters shouldn't get in trouble.

Brown Heading by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020

Eskimo Snowball Toss 

A game where you have 3 or more men go outside in negative degree weather with no pants on, then once the testicles are almost completely frozen you cut them off and see who can throw their balls the farthest.

Me and my buddies went up to Alaska last winter and played a game of Eskimo Snowball Toss

Eskimo Snowball Toss by ScottyBeamer August 28, 2020

Filthy Pushpak 

The act of homosexual love making on a bed covered in curry, then afterwords the two men go out on a date at the nearest Dunkin Donuts drive thru.

Do you ever think Pen and Teller perform a filthy pushpak?

Filthy Pushpak by ScottyBeamer August 26, 2020

Pulling a Tracy 

When someone with a rather large FUPA trys to overstep their boundaries, then crys when they get reprimanded.

Oh man, our supervisor was just Pulling a Tracy

Pulling a Tracy by ScottyBeamer August 25, 2020