underwater basket weaving
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bust basket
Did you hear what she did with those three guys from Panama? She's a total bust basket.
These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.
These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.
bust basket by Zetroc April 19, 2014
Communist Gift Basket
A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.
Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket
Communist Gift Basket by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010
Don't oil your basket
Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.
The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.
Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.
Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
Don't oil your basket by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021
Thai Basket
A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Thai Basket by Aubman November 20, 2007
biscuit in the basket
biscuit in the basket by Babar_the_Elephant November 4, 2013