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Trump Bite 

Ring sting caused by an aggressive fart

When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time
"I was walking home from work and felt a trump coming on. Feeling safe I gave it an extra push to help it out. The bugger didn't want to leave and bit me as he left. It's been stinging for over an hour"

"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"

"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"
Trump Bite by bagultrait December 30, 2011
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Trump Derangement Syndrome 

A phenomenon that causes people to see, hear, and think Donald J. Trump (45th President) has done something negative, but if done by someone else would be seen as normal. This causes people to, but not limited to; yell at the sky, record themselves have a mental break down (sometimes while in a car that may or mat not be driving), ignore actual good things Trump has done/said, attack/harass/steal from supporters of Trump publicly, and go on the news to say what one feels he meant.

It is also known that people with TDS are normally politically left leaning, though this is not always so.

As of now, there is one cure for TDS: Get Red-Pilled.
“Did you hear Karen yelling at the sky? She’s awfully upset Trump was building the southern border wall.”

“Yeah, talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome. Doesn’t she know we have to protect our borders?”

Trump Supporter 

Someone who supports Donald Trump
(also known as a legend)
"You're a Trump supporter right?"
"Trump 2020"
"Hell yeah brother, 4 more years"

trump 2020 

What will happen in November of 2020. He will beat creepy joe Biden. Trump 2020 can also be referred as (4 more years).
Blue haired person with 96.5 genders: You racist, sexist wast or space.

Some redneck who likes guns: trump 2020 motha fucka!!
trump 2020 by Redneck Steve September 28, 2020

Trump Supporter 

A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.

The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.

Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):

Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.

Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):

Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.

Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):

Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.

Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):

Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.

Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):

Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.

Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
Trump Supporter by Spicyspectrum December 17, 2021

trump-a-meltression 

a new psychiatric disorder characterized by a combination of a psychiatric meltdown, a depression and severe apoplexy afflicting snowflakes and non-patriots in the United States
the first known cases of trump-a-meltression occurred among the news crews at CNN shortly after 3:45 am Eastern time on November 9, 2016 after President Trump defeated you-know-who

Trump Change 

People who spends millions like it was small change
P Diddy Donated one million to the hurricane victims.
Thats trump change for him. JayZ also donated trump change.
Trump Change by GarrettM September 26, 2005