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A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
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