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A person who refuses to take the COVID 19 vaccine, usually because they are skeptical of it, or believe some conspiracy theory about it. Also typically a Trump supporter.
Bob doesn’t want to take the COVID vaccine. He believes that it contains a microchip that will allow the government to monitor him. What a vaxtard!
by Spicyspectrum March 25, 2021
Get the vaxtardmug. A very sad specimen indeed. Here is an overview of the alt-right troll:
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
Appearance - Usually an overweight neck bearded incel aged between 20 to 35 years old. If you don’t initially see them, you will surely smell their pungent body odor that is a result from their poor hygiene.
Habitat- Commonly found in their mother’s basement, where they sit in front of their computers for 14 hours a day, living off Mountain Dew.
Behavior- The alt-right troll’s sole purpose is to “own the libs.” In their sad attempts to do so, they typically go on YouTube and leave trolling comments on leftist/progressive YouTube channel videos. These comments can be anything from mocking the channel to spreading some false conspiracy theory. The purpose of these comments is to trigger viewers, who will fire back in the comment section. This is what the alt-right troll lives for. When they are not trying to “own the libs,” alt-right trolls commonly congregate with each other on 4chan, where they spread their crazy conspiracy theories, and take turns inhaling copium to deal with the loss of their daddy Trump.
Other things of note - If you are lucky enough (or unlucky enough, depending on how you want to put it), you may see an alt-right troll masturbate to pictures of Donald Trump. Alt-right trolls are also typically white supremacists and Nazi sympathizers, who believe that the Hitler and slavery weren’t that bad.
With their lord and savior Trump gone, alt-right trolls are struggling to stay afloat.
If you go to a leftist/progressive YouTube video and scroll all the way to the bottom of the comment section, you will likely see an alt-right troll attempting to trigger the viewers. Before you get mad, take a moment and think about how sad and pathetic alt-right trolls truly are. If you keep that in mind, they will never be able to trigger you.
by Spicyspectrum April 11, 2021
Get the alt-right trollmug. by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
Get the Matt Gaetzmug. A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
by Spicyspectrum December 17, 2021
Get the Trump Supportermug. In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.
Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
by Spicyspectrum March 19, 2021
Get the Camera Nazimug. by Spicyspectrum July 4, 2022
Get the Handmaid’s Talemug. A disease caused by an excessive consumption of right wing media, such as Fox News.
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Symptoms may include:
- Living in a constant state of fear.
- Always being outraged at something.
-Displaying bigoted feelings or actions toward minorities & LGBT people.
- A decrease in IQ, critical thinking, and cognitive ability.
- A sexual attraction toward guns, American flags, and large pickup trucks.
- Calling people or things that you don’t like “Marxist,” “socialist,” or “communist.”
-Faster aging.
-Hypernationalism.
- Psychosis.
- (in severe cases) Carrying out acts of physical violence.
There are several treatment options for Foxitis:
- Going cold turkey (disconnecting yourself from right wing media completely).
- Watching foreign media outlets for a broader perspective of the world.
- Find ways to challenge your beliefs.
Ways to Prevent Foxitis:
- Get an education.
- Take media literacy classes.
- Keep an open mind.
- Get out of your bubble and interact with more people.
- Register to vote as a Democrat :)
Foxitis can have very negative effects on the sufferer as well as their family. If you or a loved one is struggling with Foxitis, don’t wait any longer. Call 1-800 UnFox My Cable Box.
by Spicyspectrum July 6, 2021
Get the Foxitismug.