Spicyspectrum's definitions
A person who still can’t see through Trump’s conman grift. Fortunately, you’ll probably be able to tell who they are based in how they look.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
The variety of physical appearances among Trump supporters are uncannily limited, but they do vary on age and gender.
Young male Trump Supporter(age 20-35):
Almost always thin, with short hair and glasses. Looks like a nerd who was probably bullied frequently in school and pushed past their breaking point.
Middle Aged Trump Supporter(age 40-55):
Beer bellied, bald, and bearded. Often wearing sunglasses and can often be heard laughing or talking loudly, usually before being seen.
Older Male Trump supporter (age 55+):
Usually stocky or skinny, frequent wearers of hats and cargo shorts.
Young Female Trump Supporter (age 20-35):
Almost always blonde, looks and acts like a demented Barbie doll.
Middle-aged Female Trump Supporter (age 40-55):
Typically an uptight, Facebook-using, stay at home soccermom. Can be frequently found at school board meetings as well as requesting to speak to managers. Middle-aged female Trump supporters are probably the most diverse of all Trump supporter groups regarding physical appearances, but as with all female Trump supporters, they are often blonde.
Older Female Trump Supporter (age 55+):
Short, with blond or sometimes white (usually short) hair, has skin that is baked from years of sun exposure, and often wearing sunglasses.
So…why do Trump supporters all look the same? Lack of diversity in their isolated gene pools, which leads to more recessive genes and less available phenotypes.
by Spicyspectrum December 17, 2021
Get the Trump Supportermug. In the COVID-19 pandemic era, a teacher that is overly strict about students having their cameras on in zoom meetings, to the point where it’s gets VERY fucking annoying.
Camera nazi teacher: Turn your cameras on people, I’m tired of having to keep on saying this. You all better prepared, because I will be a lot more strict about this next semester.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
Me: How bout I keep it off anyways
Camera nazi teacher: *Goes on long lecture about us needing to have our camera on*
Me: Lol, you’re only wasting class time, which I definitely don’t have a problem with.
by Spicyspectrum March 19, 2021
Get the Camera Nazimug. by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
Get the Matt Gaetzmug. Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many uses and benefits. As such, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.
Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm, and later he was brewing a stew made from his own bussy bile in the toilet.
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak under Mike’s sewers to harvest the bile for profit.
Some time later:
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bile fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bile for his arthritis.”
by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024
Get the Bussy Bilemug. A person who is very generic and not many people have heard about, yet is supposed to be a very important figure in their field.
Guy 1: “You’re not a real drummer if you don’t know who Jeff Hamilton is! He’s the best drummer in the world and all should pray to him every day!”
Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”
Guy 2: “Who’s Jeff Hamilton? Sounds like some Jerkoff McGee.”
by Spicyspectrum April 4, 2022
Get the Jerkoff McGeemug. Goopy, bubbly, foul-smelling diarrhea with a rich fecal biome that has many benefits and uses. Because of this, it has a high market value for those brave enough to collect it.
Mike ate some mean ass chicken parm. Later that day he he way brewing a stew with his bussy bile in the toilet.
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak into the sewers and collect the bile for profit.
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bike fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bike for his arthritis.”
Jeff got word of Mike’s bussy bile abilities and decided to sneak into the sewers and collect the bile for profit.
Guy 1: “Oh God, why does that helicopter smell like shit?!”
Guy 2: “Probably running on bussy bike fuel.”
Guy 1: “Oh yeah. My grandpa actually takes that bike for his arthritis.”
by Spicyspectrum July 31, 2024
Get the Bussy Bilemug. Ryan: “Hey, where’s Greg?”
Joe: “Up your ass and around the corner”
*A long penis comes around the corner and slides up Ryan’s ass*
Ryan: “You meant that literally?!” *moans*
Joe: “Didn’t you know Greg has a Gog?”
Joe: “Up your ass and around the corner”
*A long penis comes around the corner and slides up Ryan’s ass*
Ryan: “You meant that literally?!” *moans*
Joe: “Didn’t you know Greg has a Gog?”
by Spicyspectrum January 4, 2025
Get the Gogmug.