couch potato

they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food

couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No

by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015

Baked Potato

When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.

Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.

by Mufftacular January 16, 2009

dirty potato

one who is easily taken advantage of sexually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the D

That dirty potato put her number in my phone while I was cleaning myself up

by Kent March 26, 2004

couch potato

1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.

3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.

"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"

"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."

"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"

by Don Pablo Escobar April 21, 2008

hot potato

When you pass a lit bowl back in forth fast enough that you don't need a lighter, thus getting super baked.

That bowl was so lit! We hot potatoed that shit like no other!

by babe31337 March 25, 2011

Mashed potato

Under the influence of drugs, in an altered state of awareness.

Did you see Pauline and Christopher last night? They were mashed potato!

by itsmine August 31, 2011

The Mashed Potato

A sexual maneuver whereby a male inserts or "mashes" his soft penis into a woman's vagina. The penis then becomes erect, leading to the term "baked potato." This term comes from the song "Do You Love Me?" by The Contours. In the song, they sing "I can mash potato." Originally an arcane dance form, this term has taken on new meanings in the bedroom. This term was coined in a Minneapolis basement by three men playing ping pong.

Steve: You give her the mashed potato?

Mike: Nah, man. I was already hard.

Steve: Yeah, it's a difficult move. The only way to really do it is if it's the seventh time for sex that day.

Mike: Or you could not be into vaginas.

Steve: True

by Stu Pendos January 10, 2012