(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.
I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.
by Atomik Menace May 29, 2011
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Placing your non-erect cock in between someones butt cheeks.
I sneaked up on Suzannah while she was bending over tying her shoe, and placed my penis down her exposed butt crack and shouted "Baked Potato!"
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A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
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When someone bends over in front of you and purposefully flatulates. They occasionally use an excuse such as finding a penny on the ground.
Man, Steve totally gave me a baked potato on the way home from work.
by Mufftacular January 16, 2009
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(n.) An uncooked potato that has been hollowed out and has been used as a pipe to smoke marijuana
Dude I just had (smoked) a baked potato in that alley over there
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The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.
...............................Baked Potato...................................
by Webster's Rejects February 18, 2010
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The act of knocking a person out, shitting in their mouth, ( closing the mouth)waiting around to see the reaction when they realize there's a turd in their mouth.
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Look on his face when he woke up to a baked potato!!!!
by JimmyT March 13, 2015
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