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by Doniya Malik June 24, 2012
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Get the malikahhatake mug.a handsome and cool dude and tall.He always make you laugh and a little disrespectful but is quiet sometimes.Doesn’t lie as much.Malik is also a Muslim name and a king.But he’s problem is he never moves on and stay with the same bitch.
by WaffleMaker45 November 20, 2021
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by Sayeraaaaa November 23, 2021
Get the Malihah mug.1. An Arabic word referring to a ruler or king. Often used as a surname.
2. A synonym for incompetent, derived from the surname of 'Andrew Malik', a character in the TV series 'Suits'.
Pronunciation:
1. For both 1 and 2: /mælɪk/
2. For 1 exclusively: /mæli k/
*Note both pronunciations may be used for 'definition 1', but only 'pronunciation 1' may be used for 'definition 2'.*
2. A synonym for incompetent, derived from the surname of 'Andrew Malik', a character in the TV series 'Suits'.
Pronunciation:
1. For both 1 and 2: /mælɪk/
2. For 1 exclusively: /mæli k/
*Note both pronunciations may be used for 'definition 1', but only 'pronunciation 1' may be used for 'definition 2'.*
1.
- If a person with the surname Malik refuses to sit down:
"Mr Malik please sit down!"
- If a person with the surname Malik has their appointment ready:
"Mr Malik you're appointment is ready, you may go in now."
2.
- If Jason is incompetent:
"You're just like 'Malik', Jason"
- If a mistake is made:
"That's something 'Malik' would do."
- If a person with the surname Malik refuses to sit down:
"Mr Malik please sit down!"
- If a person with the surname Malik has their appointment ready:
"Mr Malik you're appointment is ready, you may go in now."
2.
- If Jason is incompetent:
"You're just like 'Malik', Jason"
- If a mistake is made:
"That's something 'Malik' would do."
by UrduBoi January 16, 2022
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