Burp constipation

It's when you really need to burp but can't & hold it in, only to get constipated cause you just really need to let it out
I should have burped when I had the chance, now I have burp constipation
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Constipation

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016
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constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.
your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.
by constipationwillhauntyou December 11, 2021
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constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.
your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.
by constipationwillhauntyou December 11, 2021
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Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity
''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"
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