Wheat Thin

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.

The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018

Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe

When a Male lays down on top of a roomba naked while erect and have the roomba spin around while the female gives him a blow job.

Mark: "Oh, what did you and Jessica do last night?"
James: "I got lucky, she gave me the Wetty Necky Spin Cycle 3000 Deluxe!"
Mark: "Nice dude!"

by Java_Cakes January 15, 2019

Wheat cents

The currency of Leprechaun grandmothers goes like this. Grandma will always pay $2 for a gallon of Blackberries. Giving Wheat pennies to "Lord Bud's Cordwood Chapel helps the minister of plenty. Grandmas are the ministers of plenty who insures the American dollar will never fall in value to below 1/2 gallon of Blackberries. If you do not believe me bring me a Gallon of Blackberries and I will give you $2... I know more than a few buyers who are Grandmothers.
To determine the value of a Dollar one must determine the value of a penny. I will give a single Blackberry size that of a Garden-Gnomes-Green Thumbnail for a Penny of current striking, But Magic and miracles happen when you pay for a Blackberry with wheat cents. Any grandma will tell you that if you take care of the pennies the dollars will take care of themselves.

In the words of a preacher, I know: "I would rather owe you a DEBT the rest of my life than to try and beat you out of it." DIE owing money and someone gets beat out of it, but DIE owing DEBT notes and none are the wiser. DIE owing Blackberries and next summer the lord will provide the means of payment without your helping effort, all you have to add to the recipe is faith, hope, and LOVE. Fiat currency is for the payment of Debts. You owe me no DEBTS but the 22 years backdated trespass fines are still currently in arrears and are due and payable in Blackberries or Blackberry futures.

For all are guilty and have fallen short of the "Lord Bud's Glory.'

The value of Old money is perceived to be more than that of new money, and taking that into consideration I claim my son's BOND to be equal to everything printed Since my Death on August 13, 1999. I must carry only one "wheat cents" and you must always donate it back to the Chapel. You can't take it with you pal. Laugh you, silly Humans.

by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022

Wheat

Name for a teenage boy with an organic personality, usually possessing the build of a string-bean, spaghetti, or other material with the diameter of wheat. Very pale, this type of boy is most commonly spotted amidst the highschool mathletes or on the track to upkeep his wheat-like figure. While commonly beige in character, most people tend to appreciate their wheat-like friends. It must be noted, however, that some people are gluten free and cannot tolerate such boys.

Hey look it's carter!

What a guy, he's a real piece of wheat

by #1 holly hills roastmaster December 27, 2016

wettin

1. puttin a nigga on the business end of a drug deal.
2. straight lettin shells drop on that nigga that owes you money fo like a minute.

I be wettin niggas like my dick does hoes.

by Milky Deez Nutz April 4, 2005

wetter

Used to describe a bladed instrument such as a knife or sword

"blood that twat just pulled a wetter on me"

by Muttley07 August 12, 2007

Wetty

Someone who has to stop playing football when it starts raining. Can be applied to wider uses

i can't believe he is leaving the pub at 10pm, what a wetty

by Dictionary Giles January 18, 2015