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A Whole wheat snack made by heat compressing pure wheat into little flakes and salt is added to make it super delicious.
I love my wheat thins packaged with a hieroglyphics tshirt.
by Not Harvey April 27, 2007
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A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.
Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.
by fuuon September 29, 2005
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baked snack crackers. these things are so good. deliciously baked, lightly sweet and nutty wheat taste.
wheat thins are good
by i<3chris July 03, 2005
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the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!
I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.
by SRL September 26, 2004
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A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.
The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.
by Christopher Christ June 06, 2018
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a code word (phrase) pertaining to getting some. as in sexy time or even as simple as making out. can be used if you want to get someone alone when you are in a group of friends or just random people. lulz. go on have fun with it.
to potential lover-"hey, im going to go get some wheat thins upstairs. wanna join me ______?"

to significant other-"man those wheat thins last night were so good."

to friend-"hey did ya get some wheat thins last night?"
by shyddy December 05, 2011
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