Bladed

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

by Dan the Man January 22, 2005

bladed

to be both faded (under the influence of alcohol) and blazed (under the influence of marijuana) at the same time.

John was bladed after two joints and that bottle of tequila

by FGibbs March 5, 2011

bladed

to be stoned or drunk.
closely related to spaded and faded.

"Dude we got so bladed last night. That shit was insane."

by BOBBIE&KAILEY March 21, 2005

bladed

The pastence of Voluntary sexual intercourse between two unmarried persons or two persons not married to each other. AKA when sex is still fun. Other forms include, blade, blading, and striaght blader.

Last night was great, we straight bladed for hours. swiss army style what.

by datdude1124 July 6, 2007

Bladed

To be beyond f'd up. So drunk you're on the cusp of the spins and/or needing help to walk and possibly even speak.

The 5th and final stage of the:
"1. Bent

2. Bented

3. Dented

4. Faded

5. Bladed"
drunkenness scale.

Holy sheep shit bruh, I'm legit Bladed! I was hardly even "Dented" an hour ago 🤔. Them last 2 shotguns hit me hard homes!

by YouAintThatTall May 6, 2024

bladed it

Bladed it is a saying commonly used by people in South Sacramento when someone or something is “weird”, “stupid”, or “dumb”

“Bro did you just pour milk in the trash can you bladed it”.

by Liquidherionpapi May 27, 2020

bladed at a 45

A defensive posture to reduce target zone. Similar stance is used in martial arts bout.

I knocked his arm away at the elbow while I took a step back and bladed at a 45 degree angle.

by minion87 February 4, 2014