Detroit Smuggler

When someone defecates on you (see: Cleveland Steamer) while driving an American-made car across the border to Canada.

I got stopped at the border attempting a Detroit Smuggler with my life-partner

by D4NGER May 22, 2011

ho jo mo yo smuggler

A Mormon girl with severe camal toe who hangs out in front of the Howard Johnsons across from the "TEMPLE'.

The missionaries had their hands full with all those ho jo mo yo smugglers, so its goodbye Mr. BLUEBALLS tonight for the boys. Good for them.

by craig john November 10, 2006

Cucumber Smuggler

One who has a extreme infatuation with stealing cucumbers from grocery stores and using them as sex toys during homosexual intercourse.

Chris and Brad are cucumber smugglers.

by The Mile-High Kid May 27, 2008

Butter Smuggler

Someone who is smuggling butter.

My friend smuggled butter into Norway. They had to punch him in the stomach in order to retrieve it. Dumb butter smuggler.

by Murdoik December 25, 2011

choad smuggler

i.e. george bush

george bush is a choad smuggler

by Anonymous October 21, 2003

Marshmallow Smuggler

A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.

Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!

by SmoovJC June 28, 2014

bologna smuggler

One who loves the COCK!!!! Or one (male or female) who loves to take dick in any whole they can.

That bitch is a straight up bologna smuggler!!!

by KatieL October 23, 2007