Internet Machine

any electronic device that allows you to connect to the internet. Specifically relates to a desktop or laptop computer.

'I could not google it, because my internet machine broke down'.

by Jenn&Michelle2 November 8, 2009

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peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

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Morris Machine

A delusional attempt to elevate oneself through propagation of a false persona.

Who am I, I'm the Morris Machine.
Of course it worked. Morris Machine.

by SeeMeScrollin September 22, 2018

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wash machine head

When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.

Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.

by Mothersloads December 3, 2018

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NOT the rinsing machine. The rinsing machine rinses the bottles out, while the filling machine fills the bottles with soda. i want to re-iterate. this is NOT THE RINSING MACHINE. THIS IS THE FILLING MACHINE

why do people keep confusing the Filling Machine with the Rinsing Machine?

by 14637956857642236735 April 4, 2021

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Jack-Off Machine

Computer/Tablet/Smart Phone, etc. anything that you can stream porn with.

During my morning whack-off my Jack-Off Machine lost its internet connection.

by Daddy (*)(*) December 25, 2011

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the mitchells vs the machines

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

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