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Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.
That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.
by Ardias November 16, 2022
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groom my frog

Groom my frog can be used in a scenario when you need to get off the phone because it’s awkward silence or they talk to long.
Hold on! I got to go, i have to groom my frog
by Taterbug January 13, 2023
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Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.
Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.
by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020
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Marcus Grönholm

One of the finest drivers to ever pilot a rally car. 2000 and 2002 world champion in the Peugeot 206. One of the only people who could best Sébastien Loeb. Unintentionally fired a metal pole into the asshole of his co-driver, Timo Rautiainen.
"There's no question, Marcus Grönholm is the best Finn to get behind the wheel."
"What about Juha Kankkunen or Tommi Mäkinen?"
"Stop talking."
by joe s. krakowski January 15, 2022
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Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.
Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.
by Old Morty August 30, 2017
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groob

it can mean anything
a noun or verb or part of a word


what travis says
my groobs itch

thats groob-tastic

lets go groobing today
by T-man October 27, 2004
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grooler

the tailgaters fantasy; a mixture of a grill and a cooler as seen in recent bud light commercials
"you ready for some tailgateing tonight?"

"yeah man did you hear todd just bought the grooler"

"atta boy todd"
by 7th flo crew September 3, 2009
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